AKA: BURN DOWN THE PIANO
Kristen the Yellow Lab and I are having a couple of vodker and tonics. After all, what better way to celebrate Elton John Week on American Idol? The two of us are far too youthful to remember when rock was young, nevertheless, we've got our electric boots and mohair suits at the ready. We might even take a gander at horny-back toad hunting!
At any rate, here comes that little sugar bear, Ryan, to tell us THIS is American Idol.