X FACTOR USA: WEEK 2 AUDITIONS

AKA: GREETINGS FROM PLANET PAULA: WE COME IN PEACE

Day 1: September 27, 2011

Kristen the Yellow Lab and I are in a space oddity!! After all, what else can we expect when traveling to Planet Paula for the second week of X Factor USA auditions?  We've taken our protein pills, put our helmets on.  Now, we are watching Paula float in a most peculiar way. Count down, astronauts and astronettes, for  THIS is X-Factor!

X Factor USA: Week 1 Auditions

AKA: REUNITED AND IT FEELS SO RUDE

THE X-STEN FACTOR

Kristen the Yellow Lab and I are pleased to say, "THEY'RE BAAAAACK!!"  Our favorite team of crazy cougar and acerbic Brit have returned to us at last!

 And Kristen and I plan to blog every hyperbolic, bloated, talent-shy, over-the-top, hubris-filled moment. For, ladies and gentlemen, THIS is the X Factor!

Will clap for food.