AMERICAN IDOL 12: TOP 9 SING THE SONGS OF LENNON AND MCCARTNEY

AKA: CAN'T WE JUST LET IT BE?

Kristen the Yellow Lab and I think we're gonna be sad. We think it's today. After all, how else are we supposed to feel about American Idol rehashing yet another theme? The songs of Lennon and McCartney, first used in Season 7 (twice,) have become an Idol staple. With a catalog as large as the current US debt, Lennon/McCartney night should always surprise, and should provide a song for Idols who sing in any genre. Instead, we get the same-old, same-old season after season with none of it sung particularly well. Will this year be different? We shall see. At any rate, Idols, Kristen begs of you, "Please please me!" 

AMERICAN IDOL SEASON 12: TOP 10 SING THE SONGS OF FORMER IDOL WINNERS

AKA: A Kristen Carol: 
The Ghosts of Idols Past

Kristen The Yellow Lab and I are known to keep the Idol spirit very well! After all, though it's never put a scrap of silver or gold in our pocket, it's done us good, and we say, "God bless it."  Now, to begin, Ye Olde Idol is as dead as a door nail.. We've lost Old Simon, Sweet Paula, Steven the Insane, The Duchess Jennifer, and various and sundry other mentors, judges, and musical directors. Now we've moved onto Idol Future: a fresh judging panel, higher production values, and a batch of new kids ready to sing for their Christmas goose.

BREAKING: KRISTEN THE YELLOW LAB CHOOSES NEW AMERICAN IDOL JUDGE

AKA: WHEN KRISTEN BARKS, IDOL LISTENS

Kristen The Yellow Lab and I are cracking open a brand new box of Table White, Vintage 2012.

 After all, what better way to toast the announcement that American Idol has finally selected its judging panel for the 12th season?!! Even more celebratory is the fact that the Idol head honchos took the advise of one savvy yellow lab (yes, I know that's an oxymoron) when selecting one of the members of the panel. That's clout!