Kristen The Yellow Lab and I are cracking open a brand new box of Table White, Vintage 2012.
After all, what better way to toast the announcement that American Idol has finally selected its judging panel for the 12th season?!! Even more celebratory is the fact that the Idol head honchos took the advise of one savvy yellow lab (yes, I know that's an oxymoron) when selecting one of the members of the panel. That's clout!
For proof, you need only look back to one blog post previous:
KRISTEN THE YELLOW PRESCIENT LAB
Of particular note:
Names making their way through the corn-pone vine include Brad Paisley, Reba McIntire, Martina McBride, Toby Keith, and Miley Cyrus. Missing from the list is the only country singer Kristen and I would consider - Mr. Nicole Kidman (aka: Keith Urban.)And now, without further ado, here are your American Idol judges for the 2013 season!! Let the Kristen The Yellow Lab photoshopping begin!!
It's the return of The Dawg!!!!! (A good choice. He will be the anchor-piece to retain a link to past seasons, as well as the seasoned pro.)
Mariah Carey! The diva is a superstar. Enough said. Shut it, haters!
Nicki Minaj! She will fill the "Controversy Chair" for which Adam Lambert was being considered. Despite Kristen and my adoration for Adam, we do bow down to the wisdom of putting a female rapper with more wigs than a Real Housewife in this seat. Nicki is going to bring the sound bites, and that's what the show needs to get it's mojo back. Prediction: She will be THE judge to impress. Please do not underestimate this one. Kristen and I think she's in it to win it.
And, last, but not leash (oops. Kristen got ahold of my keyboard for a second) the one recommended to Idol by Kristen the Yellow Lab, KEITH URBAN: AKA CUTEST IDOL JUDGE EVER!!!!
Our work here is done. While we wait for the new season of Idol to begin, Kristen will be blogging The X-Factor.
Doggy kisses!!
KT Yellowlab
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