AMERICAN IDOL 10: TOP 11 PART II: ELTON JOHN WEEK

AKA: BURN DOWN THE PIANO

Kristen the Yellow Lab and I are having a couple of vodker and tonics. After all, what better way to celebrate Elton John Week on American Idol? The two of us are far too youthful to remember when rock was young, nevertheless, we've got our electric boots and mohair suits at the ready.  We might even take a gander at horny-back toad hunting!  

At any rate, here comes that little sugar bear,  Ryan, to tell us THIS is American Idol. 

AMERICAN IDOL 10: TOP 11: MOTOWN WEEK

AKA: WHO'S A GONNA GO-GO? ANYBODY?

My girl, Kristen the Yellow Lab, and I are dancing in the streets!! After all, what better way to celebrate Motown Week on American Idol? Besides, we heard it through the grapevine that it doesn't matter what we wear, as long as we are there! So, we'll keep dancing as long as it's not the same old song. That is, until someone tells us to Stop! in the name of all things holy.

And that person would be Little Ryan Wonder, who proclaims THIS is American Idol. Then, he pulls out the same moldy filmstrip that we are forced to watch every season during MoTown week.

The judges are here because, let's face it, they've got nowhere to run. Steven seems to be on Cloud Nine, per his usual. JLo is creating a heat wave with her gorgeousness, while. Randy's vocab continues to be as simple as ABC.