AKA: IF YA HEAR ANY NOISE, IT AIN'T THE BOYS. IT'S LADIES NIGHT, UH-HUH!
Kristen the Yellow Lab and I are having two for one! After all, it's Ladies Night on American Idol. What better way to celebrate than in our best finery, quaffing a cocktail or two as we listen to
lounge singers fabulous female vocalists perform for a spot in the Top 12?
(We get the Steven Tyler seal of approval.)
Ryan tells us that THIS is American Idol, and the theme song, which sounds even more hyperactive this season, twangs into gear. Then, a voice, which bears a frightening resemblance to God in the DeMille classic "The Ten Commandments," demands that we give it up for our judges. The three take the walk of awkwardness to their chairs.
Jennifer glows and glistens and calls the girls special. Randy implies we need to take this voting business very seriously, America. After all, we are building the American Idol Top 12! Steven mumbles something about it being a full moon. Or maybe he wanted to give the audience a full moon. Kristen and I can't be too sure.
At any rate, we've got a deadline to meet, so it's time to meet the ladies!