X FACTOR USA: WEEK 2 AUDITIONS

AKA: GREETINGS FROM PLANET PAULA: WE COME IN PEACE

Day 1: September 27, 2011

Kristen the Yellow Lab and I are in a space oddity!! After all, what else can we expect when traveling to Planet Paula for the second week of X Factor USA auditions?  We've taken our protein pills, put our helmets on.  Now, we are watching Paula float in a most peculiar way. Count down, astronauts and astronettes, for  THIS is X-Factor!

X Factor USA: Week 1 Auditions

AKA: REUNITED AND IT FEELS SO RUDE

THE X-STEN FACTOR

Kristen the Yellow Lab and I are pleased to say, "THEY'RE BAAAAACK!!"  Our favorite team of crazy cougar and acerbic Brit have returned to us at last!

 And Kristen and I plan to blog every hyperbolic, bloated, talent-shy, over-the-top, hubris-filled moment. For, ladies and gentlemen, THIS is the X Factor!

Will clap for food.

AMERICAN IDOL 10: TOP 11 PART II: ELTON JOHN WEEK

AKA: BURN DOWN THE PIANO

Kristen the Yellow Lab and I are having a couple of vodker and tonics. After all, what better way to celebrate Elton John Week on American Idol? The two of us are far too youthful to remember when rock was young, nevertheless, we've got our electric boots and mohair suits at the ready.  We might even take a gander at horny-back toad hunting!  

At any rate, here comes that little sugar bear,  Ryan, to tell us THIS is American Idol.