Kristen The Yellow Lab and I are being drawn into the light!! We're powerless to resist the brilliance that emanates from our television screen. After all, it is the blinding illumination of the mega-watt talent of the contestants of Season 9 of American Idol!!
But, how??!!! How to turn away from the eerie glow??
Oh, wait. It's just Ryan's teeth. Never mind.
Last night, America was introduced to the twelve contestants who will make up the cast of the most watched television show in the country. In the process, we had to say goodbye to four talented kids. Let it be known that Kristen isn't happy about the results. And, ladies and gentlemen, when Kristen isn't happy, something in our household gets destroyed. American Idol voters? You owe us a new Italian leather sofa. Read more after the jump: