AMERICAN IDOL 12: TOP 6 PERFORM SONGS OF BACHARACH AND DAVID

AKA: ANYONE WHO HAD A HEART WOULD NOT ALLOW THESE KIDS TO MASSACRE THESE SONGS

Kristen the Yellow Lab and I are sitting outside as raindrops keep falling on our heads pondering the universal question. "What's it all about, Alfie?" After all, what better way to celebrate Bacharach and David week on American Idol? Unless it's by binge-viewing old episodes of Angie Dickinson in Police Woman.

Oh look! It's the Carpenters, Richard and Karen, come to pay tribute to the brilliant song-writing team! No wait, that's just Ryan trying to woo Kristen.

"I long to be close to you, Kristen!"

Meanwhile, the judges are trying to find the way to a town in California!

"Do you know the way, Kristen?"

AMERICAN IDOL 12: TOP 7: ROCK N ROLL

AKA: YOU CAN KILL ROCK N ROLL

Kristen the Yellow Lab and I  are practicing our licks and riffs on our axes (that's slang for guitar for you airheads of the "doodle" breed out there.) After all, what better way to celebrate Rock N Roll week on American Idol? (Unless it's with more cow bell!)